Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
Do you ever get that urge to completely change how you look.
i just wanna cuddle with someone and sleep next to a special person and eat yoghurt out of their belly button and shout anachronistic poems tatooed onto the base of my dick at 5am while i carefully lower myself out the broken window and escape this life
Lol wtf why
its physically impossible to listen to mindless self indulgence and sit still at the same time
It’s impossible for me to not laugh